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I thought it might be a fun idea to include this little hidden message for Jennifer Lawrence. So basically what I’m trying to do here is a) show that nobody reads this and b) if someone does, chances are, that it might be Jennifer Lawrence. So, in the very unlikely event of b)… Dear Jennifer, Love our work and you seem like a really fun person to be around. Coincidentally, so am I. I’m also madly in love with you and I think that we’d be great together. If you think so too or are just curious, please use the contact form. I promise to be discreet. Thanks. ?
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